Hi! I'm Sam Sterling

I'm just like any other human or so I thought! You see I had been working the usual 9-5 in the big city. One day I just had enough of it and I totally freaked out! Throwing chairs around, screaming, I mean the whole 9 yards. I ran out of the city and this strange voice was telling me to go deep into the forest. I did what any sane person would do and I followed the voice in my delirious mind. Anyways, I'm walking in the woods and I find this place called the "Goblin Guild". It's pretty self explanatory,  it is a guild full of goblins doing their goblin thing! I was really scared by the guild at first, I mean goblins are evil, right????? Nope! Turns out gobs are pretty chill and silly colorful freaks. I mean, who would've thought. That's not all, I met the leader of the guild, this gob named Daisy Donuts. DAISY DONUTS AND I ARE LONG LOST TWINS!!!! Apparently we were separated at birth because my parents didn't want a kid that was a goblin. Jokes on them because I'm a goblin too, but I'm human appearing. So yeah, I'm having quite the identity crisis. But in the meantime, I can't wait to explore all the Goblin Guild has to offer!