Tommie Sterling 001 Bert Hey, sup.... You by chance want any of my boot legged Tri-pads? They all have Goblin Guild manifestos and Gankbing2 pre-installed on ‘em. It’s honestly really easy to hack them, all you gotta do is el... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 002 Marv Heyo bucko, It's Marv, the rambunctious teleporting fat goblin at your service! VIP VWOOM VAM — wow look at me teleporting several times across the room, isn't this cool! Yippee! You see, I store elec... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 003 Cuebie It is absolutely amazing the sorts of things you can find in the trash hyuk. Just the other day I found a mint condition Encyclopedia of Goblin Swear Words! That's not all, earlier today I found eight... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 004 Suevo Hi, I'm Suevo! The one thing you need to know about me is that I have a VERY special nose. It has the capability to sniff out any loop holes that may exist. Loop holes are bends in logic that proves w... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 005 Glorio Can I give you a wood duck? I really feel like widdling a wood duck right now. You'd be doing me a favor honestly. Each tree has much different wood from one another and I know their secrets! You know... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 006 Kip "Mrrrrrooowww mrrrrrrrrrowww mow mow purrrrrrrrr..." You say those exact words to any goblin and they'll be feeding you from the palm of their hand meow. Yup, I'm the token cat, every franchise has to... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 007 Chimrim COME ON EVERY GOB LET'SSSS PARTAAAAAAAAAYYYY. It's always a party when Chimrim is at the party and when Chimrim is at the party it's a PARTY YEAHHHHHHH!! Let's pound some sodie pops my gobs. Let's pla... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 008 Frelmo Now when you get a chance, why don't you stop by the bar to get a good ole sodie pop from your friend, Frelmo? These sodie pops aren't your average shmo's. You wanna know why? Because they're powered ... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 009 Grindo It blows my mind how much goblins are willing to pay so they don't have to be with their pets! Who would want to leave these cuddly bundles of joy?? To be honest I take care of all sorts of creatures.... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 010 Bimbop I'm a simple gob. I see something, I like it, I become a fan. A BIG fan. Like, you know the Super Goblin of course, right? I love them so much, each time I hear the super whistle I run as fast as I ca... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 011 Reeve Yeah so the big thing about me is my gigantic head. I actually have a rare medical condition called "airhead". Basically, if I’m stressed my head fills up with a bunch of air like a balloon. So why is... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 012 Taven Aren't dragons the cutest little abominations imaginable? I may not look it, but I'd consider myself the master of dragons. They might look scary, but they are actually the sweetest things. One of my ... Mar 31, 2026
