Heyo bucko, It's Marv, the rambunctious teleporting fat goblin at your service! VIP VWOOM VAM — wow look at me teleporting several times across the room, isn't this cool! Yippee! You see, I store electro magnetic super charged battery acid in the fat stored in my body. I simply omega charge the battery acid into my magic belly button and ZAP WOP WOW!!!! Then I shrivel into my belly button like a black hole, get teleported into the fourth dimension where I get ripped into a million pieces then I teleport back to this dimension just like that! The pain is excruciating every time HEE HEE!