Hi, I'm Suevo! The one thing you need to know about me is that I have a VERY special nose. It has the capability to sniff out any loop holes that may exist. Loop holes are bends in logic that proves we are all fake and nothing is real. A literal bend in the goblin space time continuum if you will. I'm happy to report that I have not sniffed a single loop hole. Everything perfectly makes sense and we as goblins should have no questions about our existence. We are definitely NOT the imaginary friends of some random guy in Seattle.