
Yeah so the big thing about me is my gigantic head. I actually have a rare medical condition called "airhead". Basically, if I’m stressed my head fills up with a bunch of air like a balloon. So why is my head so big right now? That's an easy answer: I'm an accountant. I bet you've never thought about how hard it is to get a goblin to take their taxes seriously. I don't even want to tell you how many times I've needed to fix the books after a goblin used brownie points as legal tender.. *sigh* FWOOOOOOP – wow look there it goes again.