Heyyo bucko, do you happen to be celebrating your BIRTHDAY today? I'm Kiwi, your go-to birthday expert. I can cover all of your birthday needs such as breakfast in bed, baking a cake, and throwing said cake in your face! Goblins take their birthdays very seriously. You know, the day they were delivered via stork to their parents? Yup that's how goblins are born, oodle it. My favorite birthday tasks are surprise parties because the goblin never asks for it but they get it anyway! I surprised Nooni once and he looked like he wanted to kill me! And then he killed me.