Please my liege, can you spare me some of your spare change? Just one guck or two would do the trick. I'm even accepting brownie points, really whatever you can give. You see I'm but a lowly peasant. I can get by on not so much. Give me some rat eye porridge and a steamed beezleroot then I'm off to the races. I don't even need a roof over my head, some hay will do. And who needs to have any expensive hobbies!? I prefer to stick my toes in the grass and play percussion on tree stumps. The only strong opinion I have is which type of dirt is the best to sit on. Please my liege, could you spare a measly coin?