Before you even ask I'm just going to get out and say it: I'm in a committed loving relationship with Boots the Monkey. That does not define me though, I am a passionate advocate for mother nature. Every single plant needs the ability to be their best plant self, but SOME GOBLINS think trees deserve to be murdered just like that! There's this total clown, Glorio, who cuts up trees just to turn the desecrated corpses into wood ducks! How sick, twisted, and demented do you have to be, like SERIOUSLY?