Listen honey, if you want to get on the cover of Goblins Weekly you're going to need to follow my lead. I can design the perfect outfit for you, you'll look GORGEOUS! First thing's first I'll stitch you together some plastic bag pants. Hmmmmm to pair with that we can make a nice blouse out of oven mitts. You know what would really make a statement? Tin can shoes, there I said it. I mean come on, I'm practically salivating at this get up. And to top it all off? I take your tears and mix it with flour to make a bread beanie.