
Hey! You know that negative voice in your head that is so insistent that you're a bad goblin? The voice tells you all sorts of horrible things like you're ugly, you're annoying, and you are not worthy of love? Yeah, that voice is me. You're welcome. You deserve to be brought down a peg and that's what I'm here for. Pretty much every gob hates me and I love it. "But Kewk, you look and sound nothing like my inner demon?" No duh, I can't be everywhere at once. I hire demons to shout in everygob's head rent free. Again, you're welcome.