Wow you two-legged freaks sure are pathetic, let me tell ya. You are no match for Goober - THE MASTER OF WHEEL! I know what question you must be asking. No, I never fall ov--- KERPLUNK! OW!!!!! Oh my gob I'm so sorry. Can you help me up? The tricky thing about having a unicycle for legs is that you always have to keep mooooooooving! Watch out, Goober's coming in hot! I'm also a wheel dealer by trade. That's right, come to Goober with all your gyration needs! The deals on our wheels are to die for!