Oh gob, you gotta hear this. Hissy comes to me asking if I can run down to the local radioactive spider den to grab some eggs for a potion they're making. I'm like "oh sure I'd totally love to go into harm's way to grab you some spider eggs". But get this, Hissy says "sounds good, thanks". Wow, how stupid can you be!!! And I was like "while I'm at it, would you like me to step on a landmine too?" And they were like "Yeah sure I don't see why not". Inside I was practically SCREAMING with my subtext. GOT YOU GOOD!!!