
You know how often goblins die? It's at least once a week squack squack. It's okay, they respawn out of their egg a day or two later, but the corpse doesn't go away! That's where Loon comes in squak squak. I make use out of every disgusting piece of the goblin body. I grind the bones into flour, the legs make for a good roast, and the intestines are colorful party streamers squak squak. Not to mention the butts make for a perfect ottoman. Did you know all the tongue colors have different flavors? My favorite are the green ones -- sour apple squak squak.