Now why don't you stop by Deet Ranch where we raise the finest quality bears for goblin consumption! I know what question you're thinking, yes our bears are free range. Goblins come in at night to tip the bears, but they end up leaving without an arm! We like to fatten up the bears with a strict diet of honey and lard. This makes the meat ever so sweet and juicy. The bears have other uses too. I like to put a saddle on the bear and ride 'em! Goblins riding bears were a vital asset in the outcome of the Great Goblin War; lots of mauled goblins -- SCORE!!!