
So the story of my life is that I'm a gumball that fell into radioactive waste and turned into a goblin hee hee. I know what you're thinking, yes I chew on gum 24/7. It's like I'm chewing my mouth all the time hee hee. My life's mission has been to create the absolute best candy you've ever seen. I invented Roopers, the fruit candy with a fruity chewy outside and super fruity inside! ROOPERS WILL ROOP YOU OUT!! Naturally I topped the candy charts hee hee. The only problem is there's this candy magnate, Tulip, that like wants me dead I think? I mean they told me to honk myself and laced lead into my drinking water, so yeah we're on pretty bad terms hee hee.