
There ain't anything more beautiful than the barrel of a Goblin Blaster 3000. The smell of gunpowder to me is akin to that feeling you get when you put on a fresh pair of socks. If you think differently, you’re certified crazy. If I'm not shooting a gun, I'm usually working on them. I'm currently inventing a gun I'm calling the Echo Turbine Rifle. You load the magazine up by speaking into it, the gun then spins the words at maximum velocity, and shoots it out! I am making it so words can literally kill you. I can't tell you how excited I am to see the consequences of my actions.