Listen buddy, I like to live a simple life. Hard life, but a good one. I got my potato farm and that's all I need. I mean for gob's sake I'm wearing a potato sack! It's itchy and I like that! I am on a special diet, it's called the potato diet. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner only potatoes, baby. And guess what? I only eat baked potatoes -- no seasonings. I live my life by the potato and I'll die by the potato. I talk to potatoes for gob's sake! And I don't share my potatoes too, you can't have any! STAY AWAY FROM MY POTATOES I SWEAR TO GOB!