Hey there hot shot! I'm Chude and I'm just a chill dude. What are the things I care about most? Cracking open a cold one with the gobs. It's just that simple. All these goblins admire me, they wanna know the way of the chill dude. But being a chill dude can't be learned my gob. To be a chill dude, you have to breathe in chill and exhale out dude. You gotta feel the sand between your toes and think "haha that's pretty tight". And when life gets you down, no it doesn't -- because you're just a chill dude.