
Hi, tell me, do you worship our lord and savior Geebus? I am a loyal follower of Geebism. If you don't know, Geebus is a real messiah, like they are Gob's LITERAL child! That's right, capital 'G' Gob! Gee golly ain't it just a neat thing to know that Gob is real and we're all going to heaven? Contrary to popular belief, no goblin ever goes to shmell!!! I pretty much spend every single day listening to the good word of Geebus. They always have some commandments that they're telling us about. I've been writing down these teachings, I'm gonna call it the Goblible.