
Oh I can tell by the bulge in your pants you have a really nice wallet hanging out there! It would be a shame if some gob were to ---- YOINK! YOINK YOINKEDY YOINK I GOT YOUR WALLET HAHAHAHAHAHAH! SUCKER!!!! Finders keepers, sorry about that. I spend as much time as I can pickpocketing every gob that I know and they LOVE it. I mean I think that they love it. Lots of gobs have titanium pockets installed so I can't yoink through. To hit my yoink quota I often gotta go into the big city. In the city square I can often reach 10 yoinks per minute, but when the cops come I can run at 60 miles per minute.