You wanna know what darn thing me caught in the Choongee Munga marshlands? Well me gonna show ya anyway. It's a purple nosed swallow fish! One odd thing is that the darn thing is shtuck in ice... Me was in the kitchen getting ready to melt the darn thing when this gob named Pewter stopped me. "oh no no no I froze this thing! It's a violet mouth turtle dragon, very dangerous!" Shmahahahaha no way bozo! Me almost done melting em now. Wait a darn second, this thing is a VMTD!! RUN!!!! AHHHHHH HOOP HUK HOO-HAH! This gonna make for some darn fine turtle dragon soup.