Hello it's me Toobie, your non-denominational toy elf goblin squak squak. I make all of the best toys, such as the Goblin Spanker 3000, corn string, possum dolls, and ear wax crayons. I am constantly building toys so I can deliver gifts to all the good gobs and goblins. Turns out every goblin is a good lil gob! Who woulda thought squak squak? They all express so much gratitude too. I made a bubblegum scented helmet for Sarah and they broke down crying! She then offered to buy my groceries for me squak squak.