Have you noticed how tense goblins are?? I mean gee golly some of them are practically stone! Don't you worry about a thing, just let good ole Jaime loosen you up a little bit. I have a patent pending massage formula! It starts out with firm ear rubbing. That goes on for about 5-10 minutes, the goblins LOVE IT! Next I tickle you all over. Nothing soothes your muscles more than a good ole giggle fit. This last part though, is what REALLY makes things interesting. Hot coals directly on your feet! I'm not kidding.