
I don't mean to be dramatic when I say this, but I live my life at the roller disco. The gobs there are just my crowd! Let me tell you something, Ferdy knows how to LAY IT DOWN!! You wanna know my top speed? 105 miles per hour. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! Sometimes there might be a goblin in my way and I kill them immediately on impact. It's cool, they respawn but WOW do they get mad at you hahaha.... Did you know that the music they play makes you 93% more likely to boogy? See look I'm even boogying right now -- MMPH MMPH YA HUH!!!