Hey, I'm Spike! Your friendly neighborhood token dog. You see, every single franchise must have a dog in it to make as much moolah as possible. Do you need me to catch a frisbee? Can do, bucko! How about chasing after a mail pigeon? I'm already on it. Me and all the other token dogs tend to keep in touch. Jake the Dog and I play golf together, he's got a mean swing. Don't even get me started on Clifford, that pup can DRINK! All in all, being a dog is pretty sweet cuz everygob loves you! Who's a good dog? I am!