Hey hey hey hey, you wanna see me explode hehehehehehe?!?! Cause I will kaboom on a moment's notice. I get paid to spawn in a dungeon and run at enemies. I laugh maniacally and b-line to them hehehehehe! Next thing they know all their arms are blown off including my own. In case it wasn't already obvious, I die a brutal and agonizing death every single time hehehehehehehe! When I wait for respawn, I always end up in heaven. Geebus is there at the gate and I ask them, "Was I a good goblin, Geebus?" "Yes Jurr, blowing up innocent adventurers makes you the bestest goblin in the whole world" hehehehehehe!