Hey, I see you have some donuts in your pocket there. Do you mind if I eat it che che? Yeah I'm so good at eating that I get paid to do it. I'm so good at consuming food that I INVENTED IT! I'm not kidding che che. Yup you're looking at the 20 year consecutive winner of the rat sausage eating contest. My rats per minute (RPM) is literally off the charts che che. My favorite chef in the whole world is Blaber. That dude cuts so many corners, literally not a single thing in the kitchen is up to code. I like the risk factor che che.