Hello fellow citizen! Have you heard about the devastating effects of blepracy before? Well, let me tell you! You see, I've been affected with blepracy since I was a little gob. I got blepracy by touching a blip berry while they were in their off season. "What are the effects of blepracy?" I'm glad you asked. First thing's first you become 10x faster and 30x stronger than before... What a drag! You also constantly puke out strawberry jelly --- my LEAST favorite flavor. Lastly, every footstep you take feels like 1000 daggers stabbing you. That one I don't mind.