Hi, I'm Sam, Sam Sterling. This is my first time at the guild actually! I was scared at first to be in a room full of goblins, but it's quite the party. I grew up in the big city and everything was fine. But there's a rigidness to it that just gets to you, ya know? I could handle the 9-5 for a while, but there was a moment where my head straight up exploded! I totally freaked out and I just started running. A voice told me to go into the forest and then I found this place! Turns out the leader, Daisy Donuts, is my long lost twin. I guess that makes me a goblin too, which has completely shattered my sense of identity. Yay!