Tommie Sterling 109 Mystic I can see it all. I can see your past, present, and future. This just in, you're going to slip on a banana on your way to the silly factory. Goblins wearing boxers will rain from the sky tomorrow. Yes... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 110 Cheeks Hey, I see you have some donuts in your pocket there. Do you mind if I eat it che che? Yeah I'm so good at eating that I get paid to do it. I'm so good at consuming food that I INVENTED IT! I'm not ki... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 111 Zip&Zap GLIM DIM AM AM RIM DIM GLIM RIM! GLIM GLOB BRIM DIM GLIP GLIM GLIM RIM, BRIP BRAP GLIB GLOB BIP RIP RIM. CHIM BLIB BLIPPIN BALM BO BRIMMIN GLIM GLAM GLOB BIM. CHIM RIM BLIB GLOP BIMMIN GIP BLAM FLER G... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 112 Tim Hello fellow citizen! Have you heard about the devastating effects of blepracy before? Well, let me tell you! You see, I've been affected with blepracy since I was a little gob. I got blepracy by touc... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 113 Brownie You see, goblins often ask themselves "Is there really a way to get a high score in life?" Yes, actually! With Brownie's famous brownie points. Whenever a goblin does something cool like a nice deed o... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 114 Mawn Ummmmmm hiiiiiiiiii!!! Do you like my costume? Yeah, I think it's pretty cool too hee hee.. It's kind of nice that my entire face is covered, right? It's like I have an actual mask to protect me from ... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 115 Scrimblo Scrimblo is simple goblin. Scrimblo hear goblin in panic. Goblin has gotten their foot caught in bear trap or having hard time opening jar. Scrimblo runs as fast as Scrimblo can. Scrimblo know how to ... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 116 Peppy Hello! My absolute magnum opus is the Goblin Guild Gazette hoo hoo. The GGG is a weekly newspaper that covers everything happening in the guild. That's right, we got it all! Mystic has a QA section, K... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 117 Geebus Hey it's me, Geebus! Yeah, you definitely know my name haha. The rumors are true, I'm literally Gob's child. We talk on the reg, it's really no big deal haha. Other than that though, I'm just like any... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 118 Tootsie The story of my life is that I've been summoned to be the fairy god goblin for a set of twins, Sam Sterling and Daisy Donuts! I've been looking after them ever since the day they were separated, such ... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 119 Donuts What's up! I'm Donuts, but you can call me Daisy Donuts. Long story short I am half-goblin half-human, but I look more goblin than human. I have a twin brother who looks WAY more human than me. When w... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 120 Sam Hi, I'm Sam, Sam Sterling. This is my first time at the guild actually! I was scared at first to be in a room full of goblins, but it's quite the party. I grew up in the big city and everything was fi... Mar 31, 2026
