Tommie Sterling 049 Larry Hi there! The thing you can say about me is that I have a normal voice, like very normal. Have you ever noticed that the other goblins sound basically unintelligible? You talk to Dhokla for 3 minutes ... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 050 Dingle The easiest way to explain myself is that not a single goblin enjoys standing near me! Because I smell like scalding hot trash haha. That's just how I prefer to be I guess. I love a good ole bog bath ... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 051 Loon You know how often goblins die? It's at least once a week squack squack. It's okay, they respawn out of their egg a day or two later, but the corpse doesn't go away! That's where Loon comes in squak s... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 052 Choop Heyyo bucko, you can call me Dr Coin because I know how to make some moolah. The Goblin Guild has a few different coins, all made by the one and only. There's the guck (AKA goblin puck), sterling, and... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 053 Googy Honey, what do I got to do to get you walking home with a Glemdoot 360 today? It has all the features you expect from the acclaimed Glemdoot brand AND MORE! What if I told you that this machine has th... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 054 Lentil Hi, how are you? Chatting with other goblins is my absolute favorite thing in the world! It is just so much fun to learn about some other gob and share something about yourself as well. I don't mean t... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 055 Jick So anyways I was like “flip this you munchkin, I'm gonna get the shmuck out of here.” And they were like “scomp you, you fubber loving land lubber.” And then I was like “what the honk did you just cal... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 056 Dobie ...................................... Oh wow you're talking to me... This is really happening, okay Dobie, you got this. Hi! Yeah, don't mind me. I tend to stick in the background, that's where I lik... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 057 Lunar Hoo hoo now who are we gonna curse today? Maybe some gob deserves to have stink juice to leak from their ears. Or perhaps they need a good ole mouth sewing. Jick could use that treatment, she bothers ... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 058 Tote Isn't it a great thing to be famous bahaha? Pretty much every gob around knows what I'm capable of. What is that you say? What if I told you I can score 50 million in the hit "Gooknak's Castle" arcade... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 059 Gilmer Great, oh great what's it gonna be, what's the next bad thing that is gonna happen to Gilmer today? First thing in the morning I spilled my glass of milk, MY FAVORITE MILK! Then of course destiny had ... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 060 Deet Now why don't you stop by Deet Ranch where we raise the finest quality bears for goblin consumption! I know what question you're thinking, yes our bears are free range. Goblins come in at night to tip... Mar 31, 2026
