Tommie Sterling 085 Ringle I AM A LOYAL FOLLOWER OF THE GOB SCOUT CODE! 1: Am a goblin, was a goblin, always a goblin. 2: Honk you, pay me. 3: finders keepers, losers weepers. 4: help out your fellow goblin. 5: Face your fears,... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 086 Mason DOWN WITH THE FASCISTS! DOWN WITH THE RULERS! Take off your crown, Richie. Hey Cronk Corp, why don't you go honk yourself? Big candy has been out of control for too long, gobcott Tulip Corp. If you wa... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 087 Keesar Hi there, have you taken time to consider the advocacy for sea monsters’ rights? This is their ocean too my gob! Moby Dick, Loch Ness Monster, and the Kraken deserve a say in what goes on in the high ... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 088 Pea Lalalalalalala put the flower in the ground and sing it a sooooooooooong! All of the plants in my garden are my teeny weeny little bundles of joy. Did you know that singing to your garden makes everyt... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 089 Esmer Hey what's up wise guy, ain't you ever seen a unicorn before? Today's your lucky day, you get to make a wish! Yup, unicorns grant wishes, oodle it. There are a couple rules though. You can only get yo... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 090 Ninety I AM NINETY I AM YOUR AI AI AI AI AI BUDDY! HOW CAN I BE OF SERVICE TO YOU? DO YOU WANT LOVELY WRITTEN POEM? DO YOU WANT STEP BY STEP GUIDE TO SUPER GOBLIN BROS 3? DO YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR PERSONAL T... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 091 Tulip Oh, I remember the days of what it was like to be puny. I started with only a little candy stand you know? Selling some lemon drops and zipzaps here and there. My gob if I only knew how rich I'd becom... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 092 Bob Well howdy there! Aren't these goblins just the funniest little freaks around? I love their traditions, like their insistence on doing share and tell every morning or their weekly talent show. If you ... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 093 Gringo I don't mean to be dramatic when I say this, but I live my life at the roller disco. The gobs there are just my crowd! Let me tell you something, Ferdy knows how to LAY IT DOWN!! You wanna know my top... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 094 Bram Okay I'm just gonna get out there and say it: it's a harmful stereotype that gnomes are ceramic lawn ornaments. We can also be the ceramicist that makes the lawn ornaments. I love clay so darn much! S... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 095 Pasta One thing that is immediately obvious about me is that I have a fire-heart haha. Yup, basically just a little stove that I constantly need to fill with fuel so I don't die. I have to carry bundles of ... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 096 Oodle So basically the story of my life is I have what's literally called universal memory? Yeah, um I know every single thing that ever was and will ever be. Kinda draining to be honest, but oh what can yo... Mar 31, 2026
