Tommie Sterling 097 Blaber alright, who wants some eyeball burgers?? Every sandwich comes with a side of fried rat tails. I know what question you're asking, yes we have a tank of live rats in the kitchen. The fresher the rat, ... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 098 Tune Heeeeeyyyyyooooo buckooooo!! It's me, Tune, your friendly neighborhood four-armed goblin. It basically makes me two times better than the likes of you. The crazy thing is that each arm can act indepen... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 099 Latt It is a wonder the sort of things that you can find in your own backyard! Like, I was hiking through the Xingal Forest when I found popcorn cabbage -- SCORE. Every pocket I have is stuffed with random... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 100 Soos I don't mean to brag, but I handled all of the design of this exquisite prestigious Goblin Guild Hall. There were so many decisions to be made. For instance, the library was a change that was made at ... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 101 Spike Hey, I'm Spike! Your friendly neighborhood token dog. You see, every single franchise must have a dog in it to make as much moolah as possible. Do you need me to catch a frisbee? Can do, bucko! How ab... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 102 Lava What's up what's up what's up my cool gobs! Everygob who listens to GBXX knows me as DJ Lava because I'm hot hot hot! With our super mega radio tower we bring GBXX to every goblin across the universe.... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 103 Jurr Hey hey hey hey, you wanna see me explode hehehehehehe?!?! Cause I will kaboom on a moment's notice. I get paid to spawn in a dungeon and run at enemies. I laugh maniacally and b-line to them hehehehe... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 104 Hollar Baby, what do I gotta do to get you walking home with a brand spanking new set of earrings??? I have these beautiful wiggle waggle designed loop-di-loops that are made out of 100% pure spoink. I will ... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 105 Richie Yes yes it is I, Richie the 17th! I come from an ancient lineage of goblin lords, I'm sure you know who I am heehee. For my entire life I have been leading my royal following of goblins. Recently howe... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 106 Kloo Is it just me or am I sensing something suspicious…. There is something suspicious going on here and I'm going to get to the bottom of it! Come to think of it, have you noticed that Gloo and the Super... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 107 Arr Hallo there, I be Arr. I be on the look out for some TREASURE! First thing's first you gotta read your treasure map. X marks the spot to the sweetest of booty. I know what question you're asking, I ha... Mar 31, 2026
Tommie Sterling 108 Zupa HAAAAAAPPY SPOOOOOOOOOOOOKY DAY! In my world, every day is a Spooky Day and that's how I intend on keeping it. On Spooky Day every goblin dresses up to be the scariest they can possibly be. For some g... Mar 31, 2026
