Tommie Sterling 025 Arbel Please my liege, can you spare me some of your spare change? Just one guck or two would do the trick. I'm even accepting brownie points, really whatever you can give. You see I'm but a lowly peasant. ... Mar 31, 2026 Goblins
Tommie Sterling 026 Dandy Before you even ask I'm just going to get out and say it: I'm in a committed loving relationship with Boots the Monkey. That does not define me though, I am a passionate advocate for mother nature. Ev... Mar 31, 2026 Goblins
Tommie Sterling 027 Glymo My whole thing is I LOVE to sneak into goblin's houses at night and hide in the dark. I spook them when they least expect it! Their screams literally feed my belly. I have to get out and say this: I'm... Mar 31, 2026 Goblins
Tommie Sterling 028 Candy Hey, are you liking the guild so far? If you didn't know this guild in particular is the Daisy Guild. There are so many goblin guilds all across the map! The Daisy Guild is actually a newer creation, ... Mar 31, 2026 Goblins
Tommie Sterling 029 Tiz Listen honey, if you want to get on the cover of Goblins Weekly you're going to need to follow my lead. I can design the perfect outfit for you, you'll look GORGEOUS! First thing's first I'll stitch y... Mar 31, 2026 Goblins
Tommie Sterling 030 Kewk Hey! You know that negative voice in your head that is so insistent that you're a bad goblin? The voice tells you all sorts of horrible things like you're ugly, you're annoying, and you are not worthy... Mar 31, 2026 Goblins
Tommie Sterling 031 Doodle Hahehaheha WHICH WAY AM I GONNA DIE TODAY BABY, YEAH!?!?!?! I live my life purely to get the thrills, baby, what's it gonna be? Maybe I'll run through the fire ant pasture covered in honey haheha. Nah... Mar 31, 2026 Goblins
Tommie Sterling 032 Bambo You know what, I'm just gonna get out and say it, I walk on my hands. I always get asked about it, so let's just cut to the chase. What can I say, it's just how I was born. My head has a deficiency wh... Mar 31, 2026 Goblins
Tommie Sterling 033 Larp I like working on metal! The clanging of the metal, how hard the metal is, oh and I like how the metal gets hot too hmph. I'm not so wise with words, but I can make you a spoink sword in a jiffy hmph.... Mar 31, 2026 Goblins
Tommie Sterling 034 Hissy Hey I made this drink for you, can you drink? Will you drink it? Will you please just drink it? I promise it's something good, it's not bad. Yeah it's not like it turns you into slime or anything. Ah ... Mar 31, 2026 Goblins
Tommie Sterling 035 Goober Wow you two-legged freaks sure are pathetic, let me tell ya. You are no match for Goober - THE MASTER OF WHEEL! I know what question you must be asking. No, I never fall ov--- KERPLUNK! OW!!!!! Oh my ... Mar 31, 2026 Goblins
Tommie Sterling 036 Nooni Let's make one thing very clear: I act only in the interests of Cronk Corp and our shareholders. I'm sorry if that breaks your heart, but I really don't care. At Cronk Corp we have many products and b... Mar 31, 2026 Goblins
